First thing first why the hell is it called a fairy tale anyway? is it cuz it includes fairies?! Anywaaaaaaaaaaaay fairy tales are not imaginary (they dont just exist in lala land) they really do exist, but in a much dirtier more factual version than the fairy tales we heard when we were kids.. :s
I mean take Cinderella for an example, shez beautiful shez innocent shez a dreamer… or is she? Isn't she just like any other gold digger in this world? ;s i mean shez just as bad as her sisters! she went after the prince too! Just bcoz shez hot, she managed to capture that unfortunate little gay prince! Poor ugly sisters they did not stand a chance.. I know I know what goes around comes around.. but u never know maybe they’re that way cuz they’re ugly.. maybe its like reverse psychology crap or they were raped when they were kids, those horrible things that happened to them eventually were turned into feelings and were inflicted on the not so poor cinderella...
If only men knew how girls claw their ways into a mans life and plan the unplannable they’d be scared as hell.. Lets take our beloved country for an example.. We have so many cinderellas in Kuwait u wont beleeeev.. Let me tell u a story I heard… Fee bint bil early 20s had a crush on a guy oo 5alas 7a6eta ib balha.. 6ali3at raqma min ta7t il arth oo dawerat raqam similar to his min ta7t-ta7t il arth oo 3a6at this number to her father as a gift… being such a daddies girl, her daddy cudnt refuse her simple gift oo used this number.. faa yoom min il ayam this girl PRETENDS that there is a problem with her car stops in the middle of the road… and PRETENDS that she is calling her daddy BUT she calls that guys number by “mistake” saying…
“alooo aloo baba ana bil mokan liflaaniii sayarti wagfa bser3a ta3al oo telephoni mafii battery oo al7een ib ya6fii!!!!”
Oo chik! Itsaker il phone oo waits .. and waits… and here he comes that poor fool .. thinking that here he is saving that damsel in distress .. that poor little helpless naïve girl.. oo magolokom il bint mo sha6ra .. she worked her charm .. the guy fell in love with her gullibility and BAM! They’re married… she managed to get her prince.. just like Cinderella.. oo this story is just a raindrop in a hurricane ;p bil nihaya guys.. when u see this perfect girl who is innocent oo really cute oo has the cutest puppy eyes.. DO SOME RESEARCH!! so tghayerat fikratkom 3an Cinderella?? :P
19 comments:
Well .. as much as you ghayartay nathriti ib Cinderella, you also gotta understand ina guys are quite the same, or worse in my opinion.
They much around all they like, and end of the day yaboon bint "san3a"
3ala ay asas? shthambha il bint? Research is required here as well, wela shrayich? ;p
Taghayirat nathritich ib Prince Charming.. ? ;p
7ADAH! lol
bs i truely beleive that u can work things ur way meta matbeen! ya3ne if we wanna like someone we find him excuses o such bs if notttttt wayyy kl 3athareb eldenya feh! o this works for everyyything!
bs latgolele wala agolich the stepmom is EVIL!:p
q80: sa7 it goes both ways ;p bs seriously laish kil your comments lazem tqaren bain men and women ! :P
dalalen: sa7 shes evil bas u never know what she went through :P
LOL!!!
omg!!!
u just ruined my childhood!!!
lool i wasnt sure whether to laugh or freak out :|
Cinderella was a good girl :(
i swear my facial expression throught the whole post: :| :O :| :O :| :| :| hahaha :| :| :|
omg
results in 5 hours
id3ooli ya jama3a
and omg. the chick with the car?
hello??
are u serious? :|
omg... thats seriously scary
con-artist :|
oh and btw
my favourite pencil case used to have La La Land written on it. :p
Lol palo-girl ;p sorry for ruining ur innocence bs welcome to the real world :P its a B****!!! :D oo inshala 5air il resuls ;)
wow!
well you no what they say and i believe it "ina kaydahuna 3a'6eem"
sa7 ilsanik solar ;p
No
loooooooooooool
bel wayhe seda mako `3ashmara agol ajamel agol e b3den a9demej b seda NO
loool madry i live on love fairy tale storys, taben el 9ij yemken may life is waiting for that story fa ene agolej yas ra7 a9dem 7yaty loooool so 5alena bel a7lam a7san
bs el girls 9iiiiiiij ena kaydahona 3atheem
man she realyy did know what she waas doing looool
nice post
salamz sweetee...
heeeeeeeeey I love Cinderella I still do !! she is the poor little girl 3aaad :P
so whats with you and US .. yeah women :P got anything against us lol :D the thing is those fairy tales does really exists in reality .. the difference is that they don’t necessarily end with a happy ending like in a fairy tale .. where the nice girl get to meet her prince or the bad guy get to be punished .. fairy tales where mostly based on true stories .. bs for sure they need something imaginary to make it more exciting or cool !
about girls ooo women oo e7naa ;P I think that men are dumb when it comes to love .. that’s why sometimes women tries their best to find a decent man … y3ny good for her if she did :P i don’t believe in those tricks I mean if he wants me he will come to find me .. stop looking for it and it will come crawling to you ;)
navy and 5roofa;p thanx for the comments awal shay thani shay u guys still live in la la land then ;p eheheh .. ur lucky !!
Ambaih! The way you twisted this story makes you another Cinderella. Not that it's bad or anything. In the end, I think nobody is innocent in this world except for babies. We are not babies!
well thats my point :P!! no one is!! although am more of a belle than cinderella i aint no cleche (A)
LOOOOOOOL 7adaaaaaaaaa !! :D
I hate fairy tales because I believe in some dirty theories about them :P
oh a3arif hal story 7adha golddigger ..
wtf?
Well written article.
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