Crazy Lady..

G3adt ilyom il sib7, dawami il sa3a 8! laish ya thalmeen?! anyway... badalt oo ghasalt oo kilshay had my morning coffee, 6ala3t bara shaghalt sayarti... chan asma3 oboy isare5?! oo soot wa7da !! "alla yaster" re7t 6ala3t bara... chan ashoof oboy (allah i6awel ib 3umra ya rab! i love u daddy ;**) ga3ed isare5 min gumat rasa oo wayha a7mar ga3ed igol " tarach masa5teeha! wayed 3a6ainach wayh! i7tarmay nafsich" wela ashoof wela ga3ed izif om il sa3af wel leef (aka bait yeerana)... wehya itla3le3 madri shetgool bas ga3da wetda3eee... il mohim shafatni 7arekat sayarat'ha oo meshat !! re7t gelt 7ag ubooy... "yuba shfeek 3asa mashar? shfeeha ?! " chan igooli "b3ad.. mako mako shay yala ro7ay la tet2a5erain.." ... " la yuba shfeeha ga3da tet7al6am 3al seyayeer".. "ee b3ad ako salfa ghairha??" rekab sayarta oo mesha... ana hnee galbi mo bas tenataf tenetef min kither ma oboy im3awer galbii.. oo abi awathe7likom shaghla tara ahali kilish mo min il no3 ili yet'haweshoon oo min il no3 il 6aybeen oo mo7tarameen... il 7imdela yarab mo mithel ba3th il nas.. ashra7likom ba3dain laish ihya chethi... il mohim.. 7arakt sayarti wana galbi im3awerni 3ala oboy 5ayfa iser fee shay lana kan shakla 7ail met'thayeg.. (b3ad 3umri;**) anyway wana 6al3a min il bait 6ool il wagt sar7ana.. chan shashoof?! sheft'ha ihi dasha ma7a6at il banzeen!! madri shlon tejara2t oo re7t waraha ! : sefa6t yamha! .. DEED DEED!!! wa2asherlaha ba6lay dereshtich!! oo ihya wayeha chethi : lana 3umri ma6ab ilsani bilsanha oo asasan ana wayed low profile bil fireej ya3ni.. chan itba6el il deeresha.. chan agoolaha.. "shoofaay !! wallah thom wallah!! itha sar shay ib oboy aw itha shifta rad min il dawam met'thayeg wallaaaaaaaaaah!! a5aleech tet7asefain 6ol 3umrich 3ala ili saar... a5aleech tet7asefain gad sha3ar rasich.. i7na nas mo7tarameen oo malna 5ilg mashakel.. tara ili ga3deen itsawena intay we3yalich feha maghfar oo shir6a oo mo awal mara inbalegh il shir6a 3alaich ...fee deeray balich!!" oo ihya w-a-l-a - k-i-l-m-a!!! "matshoofeen oboy rayal 3ood mayestahel hal 7achi teg3edeen itnakdeen 3eshatna 20 sina laish!? o il moshkila ana mo qaherni oo kaser 5a6ri kither banatich?! shlon eb yetzwejon itha omhom chethi!!?" (adri qaweya bas wala manlam ra7 t3arfon laish ba3dain..) chan a36eeha nathra a5eera wagolaha "cheba7 wayh" wamshi... laygherkom il 7achi ili gilta.. min kither ma kent 5ayfa il sayara g3edat targef weyaaaay!! galbi ga3ed yarges min il 5ar3a.. lana 3umri mazafait chethi oo 3umri ma7asait ini.. MADRI 7ADI KINT METSARWE3A! bas shi3oor moooooo 6abeeee3iii!! 7asait ini baradt galbi... il mohim.. ur probably wondering.. why am i beeing so mean to this poor poor ugly lady right?

**FLASHBACK**

1981... sekana ib baitna.. ahali kanaw mistanseen min il wath3 oo min il jeeran ili 7awailaina..5oosh nass.. bas il bait ili jedamna.. lived a woman.. a crazy scary one.. ;p min sekana wehya 7aa6a doobha doobna!!... anyway nothing happened *nothing major* .....Yet... 3ugb ma sekana ib baitna cham sena.. yatna 3asefa :P bas 3asefa mo 6abe3eya.. 3asefa min il bait ili jidamna... kanaw il 5adam ighasloon il 7oosh oo fee shay ya jema3t il 5air isma gravity... itha il may insab :P iroo7 downwards... sa7? fa downwards iroo7 7ag il baloo3a (wentaw ib karama) ili jidam bait yeerana... fa lama yaratna found that out.. yat oo sare5at sra5 3ala il 5adam oo 5alat'hom yabchoon.. lain omi darat bisalfa oo ra7at betshof 5afat ina il 5adam ohma il ghal6aneen fa tabi tet2akad.. (ya7lailha omi;**) il mohim! omi ra7at dagat il jaras *ding*dong* 6la3at il maynona... wetsare5 6il3ay bara wa5ray 3an baiti ro7ay baitkom 6el3aaaaaay waaaaaa5raay!!!... (7imdela yarab) ... oo min yomha ya jema3t il 5air oo hal mara meste5efa: ... ahali kilyom isab7on bil ihanat bedal maysab7on bil kilma il 7ilwa wel salam.. iwselat leh daraja inha tel7ag umi bil sayara len il jam3eya oo wetga7es ib 3arabanat il jam3eya :p (wla il 3athem;p) oo 3alemat 3yalha 3ala il ihanat wel sab.. oo gamaw ikasron laitat baitna oo izalqon seyayeerna.. wetha shafat seyayeerna saf6een 3ala raseef baitna itsawe salfa!! itgol "iyeb il shar" :P 7ilfay? wain nasfe6? fog il bait wela vallet?? :P o katha mara balaghna il sher6a oo qadamna shakawee.. mo bagi ila nerfa3 qatheya... il mohim ya jema3t il 5air... itlomoni itha sawait oo gelt il kalam ili gilta?! :P matwaqa3 aanyway i hope u like it ;p

Driving in Viva Las Kuwait

Ba3aleq oo bafathfeth 3an il footha ili sayra ib deeratna il 7abeeba il 3anoona... tara karetha oo dahya ili i7na feeha.. seriously tara bahajer ib hal siba.. i think yemdi7on showare3 maser??
ok here goes..

*laish faj2a likuwait sayra za7ma ?! oo il mushkela out of 3 cars 2 mo kuwaitien .. *hint hint* ;p jk..

* ilyom kan 3indi quiz.. 6ala3t home il sa3a 7:20 my quiz is at 8.. wesalt class at 8:20.... laish tgolon?? lana kan za7ma ok bas laish za7ma... il share3 wagef.. hatha share3 il ma6ar.. practically wagef!! EE LAISH!?!?!? ana agolokom laish.. t3arfoon shay isma balaghat shaf??... EEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee.... IL SHARE3 SHIBH WAGEF LANA SHIR6I GA3ED I5ALIF WA7ED HINDI IB 7ARAT IL AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!! 3indiiiiiiii QUIIIIIIIIIZ!! 3ant alah 3ala sadaaaaaaaaaaaam :'( !!! wala il quiz 7alaita in 5 minutes min il 5ar3a oo kan bagili wagt :S .. 7aram wala 7aram :( ....

* awal shay salfat ini a6ig ishara baghayer il 7ara il sayara ili waray bil 7ara il thanya laish itsare3 3naaaaaaaaad?!?

* salfat il teterik bil 7ara il yesar.. tara were all in a hurry to go somewhere lama i7na 3ala hal 7ara bas am not on a hurry to die!! oo la oo itha mata7arakt min il awal two flashes iyee jedami oo yalzem brake ! : what the ?!?!?! !!?!? !?! ee laish !? ghaseb ana ili a6eer...

* oo 3ala 6ari il 6ayaran laish ya nas laish il tebetwen?? too fast and the furious ? gone in 60 seconds..?? seriously.. oo shay yeded ba3ad BANAAAAAAT gamaw ibatwenon!!? kfaya il sbayan al7en banat?:s tara intay bint ! :@

* oo 3ala 6ari il banat :s umm i gota agree boys we are the worst drivers.. 3alabuna bint.. i have to right to do anything my heart desires! wayed wayed mestansa 3ala il saying "ladies first" ?? ya3ni ana bint lazem a6oof...OO ANA SHNO IL ZEER SALIM! ?! !?! :@

* aaa5 oo il sheyab :( walla im3awreen galbi .. ya3ni shayeb ga3ed isoog wel 3adad aqal min 3umra :( oo ilef 3alay :( shsawe ! mo lazem a6ig hirin?!?! oo itha dagait hiren ye5tere3 a5af iser fee heart attack !! :'( oo yakser il 5a6er!! yerfa3 eeda ya3ni me sorry me sorry... WAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY :'( ... tara fee nas bechaw lama 6agaw hirin 7ag wa7ed shayeb :$

* ya sbayan!! latbatwenon oo if ur not 18 yet !! NI6RAW 3al laisan !! shal 7le6a!? oo mestanis bya5eth il laisan 3ugb sintain.. igol ga3ed "atedarab" `3ala il laisan...

oo bas abi awasel ma3looma 7ag il 6ayreen oo 3aysheen ib aflam "baye3ha to my death trap ma homies", tara ahalkom i7ibonkom gabel la tsogon bestehtar fakraw feehom oo fakraw who u might end up hurting with ur recklessness.. tara 7ata i7na ahalna i7ebona oo i wana go home safely to my mom... fakraw ib ghairkom oo fakraw ib ahalkom oo ib nafskom.. ma7ad yadri mta yoma bas mayemna3 ina u be careful.. atmana ina a7ad yegra hal article oo yeqtene3.. oo banat plz sogaw 3adil ;/

Kismet

What is it, What is kismet?
Fate.
Destiny.
Luck.
Chance.
It is when the tiniest thing changes your life forever... have you ever had one of those days where you wonder, what if i had woken up two minutes earlier?, what if i stayed home that day?, what if i have not gotten online that day? Then i wouldn't have met that person, i wouldn't have learnt so much, i wouldn't have learned to love, i wouldnt have learned to feel, and finally i wouldn't be here right now writing these words...
Kismet, a chance... or just utter dumb luck.
Its when you meet that speacial someone and ask yourself "how did i get so lucky?"! Its whatever you did that day, or the day before that or the day before. Everything you do in your life is linked... every step you take has a meaning, every thought on your mind foreshadows tommorow, and every choice you take will change your life compeletly. So its practically everything.. il Qesma..

Lips of an Angel

Amazing song ;(

Lips of an Angel

HINDER LYRICS
"Lips Of An Angel"
Honey why you calling me so late?It's kinda hard to talk right now.Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay?I gotta whisper 'cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girl's in the next roomSometimes I wish she was youI guess we never really moved onIt's really good to hear your voice saying my nameIt sounds so sweetComing from the lips of an angelHearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbyeBut girl you make it hard to be faithfulWith the lips of an angel
It's funny that you're calling me tonightAnd, yes, I've dreamt of you tooAnd does he know you're talking to meWill it start a fightNo I don't think she has a clue
Well my girl's in the next roomSometimes I wish she was youI guess we never really moved onIt's really good to hear your voice saying my nameIt sounds so sweetComing from the lips of an angelHearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbyeBut girl you make it hard to be faithfulWith the lips of an angel
It's really good to hear your voice saying my nameIt sounds so sweetComing from the lips of an angelHearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbyeBut girl you make it hard to be faithfulWith the lips of an angel
And I never wanna say goodbyeBut girl you make it hard to be faithfulWith the lips of an angel
Honey why you calling me so late?

Borat - Dating Service

Borat, My hero ;p 3ajeeb enjoy!!

Why La La ?

La La Land.. a place u go to and never want to leave.. its no disney land no universal studios. Its just La La, "the land of the free!" :P " A place where every thing is possible".

Did u ever find urself daydreaming in class, then when you realise that you've been daydreaming rather than paying attention, you try to remember where your thoughts have taken you instead of focusing again on what was said in class?

I do that, ALOT!!:p although i hope i dont have a problem :s cuz i find my self in la la land quite frequently... anywaaay this blog is my la la.. whatever i think about, whatever takes me out of "7uqoq insan il sa3a 9:30" il sib7 goes right here. dont worry i wont bore you to death, cuz if its boring i wudnt be daydreaming at all ;p so .. enjoy!!