Crazy Lady..

G3adt ilyom il sib7, dawami il sa3a 8! laish ya thalmeen?! anyway... badalt oo ghasalt oo kilshay had my morning coffee, 6ala3t bara shaghalt sayarti... chan asma3 oboy isare5?! oo soot wa7da !! "alla yaster" re7t 6ala3t bara... chan ashoof oboy (allah i6awel ib 3umra ya rab! i love u daddy ;**) ga3ed isare5 min gumat rasa oo wayha a7mar ga3ed igol " tarach masa5teeha! wayed 3a6ainach wayh! i7tarmay nafsich" wela ashoof wela ga3ed izif om il sa3af wel leef (aka bait yeerana)... wehya itla3le3 madri shetgool bas ga3da wetda3eee... il mohim shafatni 7arekat sayarat'ha oo meshat !! re7t gelt 7ag ubooy... "yuba shfeek 3asa mashar? shfeeha ?! " chan igooli "b3ad.. mako mako shay yala ro7ay la tet2a5erain.." ... " la yuba shfeeha ga3da tet7al6am 3al seyayeer".. "ee b3ad ako salfa ghairha??" rekab sayarta oo mesha... ana hnee galbi mo bas tenataf tenetef min kither ma oboy im3awer galbii.. oo abi awathe7likom shaghla tara ahali kilish mo min il no3 ili yet'haweshoon oo min il no3 il 6aybeen oo mo7tarameen... il 7imdela yarab mo mithel ba3th il nas.. ashra7likom ba3dain laish ihya chethi... il mohim.. 7arakt sayarti wana galbi im3awerni 3ala oboy 5ayfa iser fee shay lana kan shakla 7ail met'thayeg.. (b3ad 3umri;**) anyway wana 6al3a min il bait 6ool il wagt sar7ana.. chan shashoof?! sheft'ha ihi dasha ma7a6at il banzeen!! madri shlon tejara2t oo re7t waraha ! : sefa6t yamha! .. DEED DEED!!! wa2asherlaha ba6lay dereshtich!! oo ihya wayeha chethi : lana 3umri ma6ab ilsani bilsanha oo asasan ana wayed low profile bil fireej ya3ni.. chan itba6el il deeresha.. chan agoolaha.. "shoofaay !! wallah thom wallah!! itha sar shay ib oboy aw itha shifta rad min il dawam met'thayeg wallaaaaaaaaaah!! a5aleech tet7asefain 6ol 3umrich 3ala ili saar... a5aleech tet7asefain gad sha3ar rasich.. i7na nas mo7tarameen oo malna 5ilg mashakel.. tara ili ga3deen itsawena intay we3yalich feha maghfar oo shir6a oo mo awal mara inbalegh il shir6a 3alaich ...fee deeray balich!!" oo ihya w-a-l-a - k-i-l-m-a!!! "matshoofeen oboy rayal 3ood mayestahel hal 7achi teg3edeen itnakdeen 3eshatna 20 sina laish!? o il moshkila ana mo qaherni oo kaser 5a6ri kither banatich?! shlon eb yetzwejon itha omhom chethi!!?" (adri qaweya bas wala manlam ra7 t3arfon laish ba3dain..) chan a36eeha nathra a5eera wagolaha "cheba7 wayh" wamshi... laygherkom il 7achi ili gilta.. min kither ma kent 5ayfa il sayara g3edat targef weyaaaay!! galbi ga3ed yarges min il 5ar3a.. lana 3umri mazafait chethi oo 3umri ma7asait ini.. MADRI 7ADI KINT METSARWE3A! bas shi3oor moooooo 6abeeee3iii!! 7asait ini baradt galbi... il mohim.. ur probably wondering.. why am i beeing so mean to this poor poor ugly lady right?

**FLASHBACK**

1981... sekana ib baitna.. ahali kanaw mistanseen min il wath3 oo min il jeeran ili 7awailaina..5oosh nass.. bas il bait ili jedamna.. lived a woman.. a crazy scary one.. ;p min sekana wehya 7aa6a doobha doobna!!... anyway nothing happened *nothing major* .....Yet... 3ugb ma sekana ib baitna cham sena.. yatna 3asefa :P bas 3asefa mo 6abe3eya.. 3asefa min il bait ili jidamna... kanaw il 5adam ighasloon il 7oosh oo fee shay ya jema3t il 5air isma gravity... itha il may insab :P iroo7 downwards... sa7? fa downwards iroo7 7ag il baloo3a (wentaw ib karama) ili jidam bait yeerana... fa lama yaratna found that out.. yat oo sare5at sra5 3ala il 5adam oo 5alat'hom yabchoon.. lain omi darat bisalfa oo ra7at betshof 5afat ina il 5adam ohma il ghal6aneen fa tabi tet2akad.. (ya7lailha omi;**) il mohim! omi ra7at dagat il jaras *ding*dong* 6la3at il maynona... wetsare5 6il3ay bara wa5ray 3an baiti ro7ay baitkom 6el3aaaaaay waaaaaa5raay!!!... (7imdela yarab) ... oo min yomha ya jema3t il 5air oo hal mara meste5efa: ... ahali kilyom isab7on bil ihanat bedal maysab7on bil kilma il 7ilwa wel salam.. iwselat leh daraja inha tel7ag umi bil sayara len il jam3eya oo wetga7es ib 3arabanat il jam3eya :p (wla il 3athem;p) oo 3alemat 3yalha 3ala il ihanat wel sab.. oo gamaw ikasron laitat baitna oo izalqon seyayeerna.. wetha shafat seyayeerna saf6een 3ala raseef baitna itsawe salfa!! itgol "iyeb il shar" :P 7ilfay? wain nasfe6? fog il bait wela vallet?? :P o katha mara balaghna il sher6a oo qadamna shakawee.. mo bagi ila nerfa3 qatheya... il mohim ya jema3t il 5air... itlomoni itha sawait oo gelt il kalam ili gilta?! :P matwaqa3 aanyway i hope u like it ;p