Monday, August 27, 2007

My Scrap Book


Ok some of u asked to see my art ;p Those are some pics i have hope u likey!




Can u guess what this is ? :P seems like alot of people cant ;p



My first oil painting..




To be continued...

Thursday, August 23, 2007

TAGGED!

Tagged by Dynamic ;* thnx

In the 8 facts about [name], you share 8 things that your readers don’t know about you. At the end, you tag 8 other bloggers to keep the fun going. Each blogger must post these rules first.Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.At the end of the post, a blogger needs to choose eight people to get tagged and list the ir names.Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog…


1- I paint and Draw :D (am multi talented actually :$ jk ;p ) i love Art..

2- Easily scared, I have so many fears :P .. to count a few : Needles(doctors in general), dark places, insects, locked places.. thats enough dont wanna sound like a freak (A)

3- I love Japanese food (semi-addicted).

4-am really tall :p for a girl .. am about 173 or more.

5- I'm in love with the sea, i could live there all my life!

6- My major is English literature. I changed my mind about my major many times : engineering, political science, marketing, mass media ;p so , umm EVERYTHING!

7- am the youngest sibling. (il ji3da:$)

8- FINALLY!... i listen to almost all kinds of music bs preferably old: jazz, rock, punk, r&b, hip hop, rap, acoustic, house, classical music.. oo Arabic songs mostly old.. so am all around! ;p


Who shal i tag?? :s everyone is tagged ;/ soooo whooever reads this oo has not been tagged ur officially TAGGED! :D

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Yo MaMa Jokes:P

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."


Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

GOOD MORNING!!

Let me tell you how i woke up this morning..

Setting: my room

Time: 11 am (or so)

What Was Going on: i was sleeping, in the 7th sleep ( sabi3 nooma) oo dreaming a7la 7ilm..

SO, i wake up as a disturbing noise rambles over my head... i open my eyes and see.. and it turns out to be the AC.. i stare at it for a while.. the "6iq 6iq 6iq 6iq" continues... i ignore it and try to go back to sleep...

SUDDENLY! the 6iq 6iq becomes louder and louder... faster and faster and more and more furious!!

I start to freak out and say what the hell is wrong with that thing!!!

AND THEN.... silence... DEAD SILENCE... so i close my eyes again... hoping the 6iqqing would stop... little did i know though.....

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

an explosion of freezing water on my face!! and small pieces of ice ! :S!!

i jumped out of bed soaking with water and freezing...

balah 3alaikom chethi a7ad yeg3ad min il noom?! :P

Sunday, August 19, 2007

BITE ME!!

hey all... thanx for getting me life ideas ;p but about the part that i get friends to go with me to the gym its not working,
1- kilman imsafer..
2- maybe theyd rather stay fat...
ANYWAAAAAY!! so i tried making friends at the gym.. didnt work!! am i that unfriendly?!.. although theres was this girl who kept staring at me :s i kinda avoided talking to her...

Soo while i was on the treadmill , ako a woman on my right (old) didnt bother talking to her.. the other girl seemed like my age...

so here how i started the conversation... making myself seem stupid and i needed help.. estaghbait shway and asked...

Me: shlon ashaghel hatha?

girl was so nice to help..

Girl: chethi...

i smile she smiles back... awkwardness....looks away and watches tv...
in my mind i had Sooo many conversations going on , i just didnt know how to start them ... !! IM SUCH A LOSER!!

just as i was about to say something really cool! the girl stopped her treadmill and walked off.. i almost tried tripping myself , just to get a conversation starter...

Imaginary woman: aaww are u ok?!

Imaginary me: yeaah am fiine i get a little clumsy with those big huge feet of mine !! (A)

we laugh ahahahah !! oh yeah very funny hahahahahah !!! that would work out fine!!! right? so shall i trip myself on the treadmill tomorrow?! :D

and if doesnt work ill see whats up with that girl who stares alot...

Friday, August 17, 2007

Randomness!

Yep.. simply blank.. seriously thats all i can say..
My Mind is Blank.. blankity blank blank..

Just guna write what randomly pops in my head... good luck with that ppl..!

*seriously do some women get like 37 plastic surgeries? it look like someone pulled a plastic bag over their face :S why this many ?

* tadroon shno akrah shi3oor bil dinya? il 7ermaan... lama il wa7ed ikon ma7room min shay i7iba , yeah it hurts like hell... LIKE HELL!!!!!!

* tara sij laughter is the best medicine.. oo for the sweet toothed ppl chocolate is.. id rather eat salty food than sweet..

* dont u just hate it lama u work ur ass off for a subject oo a5er shay il proffesor gives u a B+ ? A B+??!?! this professor is getting his/her car keyed or his/her house egged soon...

* this is the third time in my life ashterik ib gym oo madawem 3adil :S why am i this lazy?!?! :@

* why do i cry easily ? :( kil il banat mithli wela bas ana di3la ? :P

* i need to get a life soon... any ideas?!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Real Fairy Tales!


First thing first why the hell is it called a fairy tale anyway? is it cuz it includes fairies?! Anywaaaaaaaaaaaay fairy tales are not imaginary (they dont just exist in lala land) they really do exist, but in a much dirtier more factual version than the fairy tales we heard when we were kids.. :s

I mean take Cinderella for an example, shez beautiful shez innocent shez a dreamer… or is she? Isn't she just like any other gold digger in this world? ;s i mean shez just as bad as her sisters! she went after the prince too! Just bcoz shez hot, she managed to capture that unfortunate little gay prince! Poor ugly sisters they did not stand a chance.. I know I know what goes around comes around.. but u never know maybe they’re that way cuz they’re ugly.. maybe its like reverse psychology crap or they were raped when they were kids, those horrible things that happened to them eventually were turned into feelings and were inflicted on the not so poor cinderella...

If only men knew how girls claw their ways into a mans life and plan the unplannable they’d be scared as hell.. Lets take our beloved country for an example.. We have so many cinderellas in Kuwait u wont beleeeev.. Let me tell u a story I heard… Fee bint bil early 20s had a crush on a guy oo 5alas 7a6eta ib balha.. 6ali3at raqma min ta7t il arth oo dawerat raqam similar to his min ta7t-ta7t il arth oo 3a6at this number to her father as a gift… being such a daddies girl, her daddy cudnt refuse her simple gift oo used this number.. faa yoom min il ayam this girl PRETENDS that there is a problem with her car stops in the middle of the road… and PRETENDS that she is calling her daddy BUT she calls that guys number by “mistake” saying…

“alooo aloo baba ana bil mokan liflaaniii sayarti wagfa bser3a ta3al oo telephoni mafii battery oo al7een ib ya6fii!!!!”

Oo chik! Itsaker il phone oo waits .. and waits… and here he comes that poor fool .. thinking that here he is saving that damsel in distress .. that poor little helpless naïve girl.. oo magolokom il bint mo sha6ra .. she worked her charm .. the guy fell in love with her gullibility and BAM! They’re married… she managed to get her prince.. just like Cinderella.. oo this story is just a raindrop in a hurricane ;p bil nihaya guys.. when u see this perfect girl who is innocent oo really cute oo has the cutest puppy eyes.. DO SOME RESEARCH!! so tghayerat fikratkom 3an Cinderella?? :P

Thursday, August 9, 2007

This Music...

Ya jema3at il 5air.. dishaaw hal site oo sim3aw the music ma3alaikom amer weli i3aref this music igooli.. lana fee ba3th il nas thba7ooni 7aana :p .. if its not much trouble ya3ni plz ;p ... Ta ta...


Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Shbab Likuwait..

6ab3an ana mo ga3da hnee bag3ad athem fel dinya.. ymken sij most of my posts te7el6em.. bs how am i supposed to make a difference ya3ni if i dont!!.. i know im destined to do something special to the world... u'll see just u wait.. u'll see my name somewhere (H) (theqa :$) ...

anyway shabab likuwait fee katha category...

1#Ganafeth Marina:
3ala ma3teqed 3araftaw who i mean... shabab ili igizioon wayed, il schedule malhom agom min il nom marina, chilis or il ma6a3em ili ib marina, cinema, fanar ba3dain yet3ashoon ib ma63am thani oo igezoon 3ala share3 il 7ub oo il ba7ar, ba3dain marina :P ehheeh ... oo dont let me even get started bil shakel... samait'hum ganafeth 6ab3an due to the fact that they kinda look like them.. oo their pants 6ay7een.. oo their shirts maktoob 3alaihom random things that are not even funny.. oo min tmur wa7da yet7areshoon feehaa, 7ata lo kanat s5ala !! so.. laish ya ganafith..? laish u gotta be that way.. 6il3aw istansaw bas bedal la tet6anizoon 3al awadem :S check how ur hair looks like and how much of a dork u look like... anyway on with the categories...

2#The Kash5a Wanabees:
the group of guys ili laaaaazem!!! ana zgert ;p laaaazem ana malbes ila jeans oo cap oo 7zam oo jooti oo i7im kila armanii chena gorgio threw up on him .. :P lazem sayarti itkon range sport wetha i cant get it .. qarth ib agrab bank !! oo lazem atghada ib lorenzoo oo slider station oo i cant be seen ib mokan other than il raya !! oo itha a7ad shafnii a6ali3 bnaya 5alas am done sum3eti ra7at.. oo ohwa bas min ta7at leh ta7at ikalem "low profile" banat 3ashan mayosal il 7achi to his friends or anyone!! dont worry we know all about u guys ;p oo dont worry mo kil banat likuwait mayteen 3alaikom.. ur not brad pitt :P u just wish u were ;p

3# The Cool Dudes:
Cool dudes ili wayed mit2athreen min il sha3ab il amreekiii... ili they stay home man watch the latest episode of heroes smoke up and get wasted man...!! hathool 3ad sij outsiders... they stay at home almost 24/7 oo kila parties oo madri shno ;p oo itha 6ala3 kilish kilish 6ala3 ra7 il cinema oo left early lana il filim wayed imga6a3.. chena imga63een a3saba ;p ... oo 24/7 msn oo download a5er episodes of prison break oo yakteboon 3anha ib their blogs :$ i7im,.. il cool dudes yetsanfoon 7ag katha majmoo3a... awal shay mithel magelt ili " duuuude am soo wasteed".. oo thanyean il ghetto.. ili yo yo ma homie was up wats hanging ?! oo thalithan ham mithel magelt il computer geeks.. oo last but not least the gothics ili so addicted to rock it flows in their blood/.. Literally... oo they form their own rock bands... u aint no nicklebacks!!

4#Sheyaab il shabab:
a7san fe2a fe2at il sheyaab.. ili maaaako mukaan aham min il dowaneyaaa!!! mako shay aham min ina yeg3ad ma3a rab3a oo yel3ab playstation dawri yabanii ooo kout bo 6... leh daraaja ina inam oo yeg3ad ihnaak... gharama sowalif il 7adaag oo il ba7ar.. oo kilshay moderate.. nothing to the extreme he goes out every once in a while.. cinema or ghada or bla bla :P theres really not much to say about these guys.. bas roo7hom oo 7ayat'hom il dowaneya aw il shalaih bas yenda3soon da5el shalaihom oo maye6li3oon... oo il raye7 wel raad ishik feehom 3abalhom doing something bad...bas what they're really are doing is just hanging out :P ... yetrawali itha kbaraw byabdoon igizoon ;p

5#Ra3i Hwaash oo Mowater
ili all they talk about is cars oo kila mowater ili ibe6oon il athoon, camaroo oo mustang oo skyline oo sowalif mgawam ib tali il lail oo iga3doon il nas min il nooom!!! oo sowalif itha wa7ed iltefat soobi bil ghala6 igoola tabini ashla3 3yoonik ?!!?! :@ laish t5ez?! tabeeni akoofnik al7een jedaam il dinya wel deen .. ili yesma igola 3esabat il mojama3aaat..!!! oo il jam3eyaat... oo lazem il zegara beed'hom (box a7mar) o leaning against the wall chena jongar oo nafish reessha... oo all he listens to is il mo6rif (il 7azeen) oo bo 7anan...oo lazem yetlazegoon bil jooga! :P oo yala bat'hawash!! o faz3aaa!.. E LAISH?!?! mno dayes 3ala 3es3esik ?! :P ghaseb u break a jaw oo hang it bil rearview mirror malat il corvette ya3ni " i killl. i killlllll!!!"...

6#Shabab il Shalaihat
ham 5oosh fe2a wala ;p ili baaaas hamhom ba7ar oo latest rxp oo banana oo buiscuit !! oo bil saif iseer 7ala 7aal il sibi malhom oo LAZEM isafer bil saif.. itha 6ala3 ra7 6ag darb 7ag il shalaih bil saif jetskiis oo eb lishta buggies... bas allah ya7feth'hom oo ikafeena shar il jets skis oo il buggies... deraw balkom intaw !! mo nagseen 7awadeth oo 3awar galb akthar min chethii...

#7 The Jocks:
kilyoom 3indehom li3ib kura aw bero7on il gym they work out.. healthy oo noo3a ya6leb min mcdonalds i want one cheesburger with only cheese and no fries the drink orange juice plz !! ;p shda3wa?! heheh oo all they watch is sports... bas fee ili to the extreme a gym guy ili itlageeh m3athel chena gubgub mo gader yet7arak ;p oo il thaniii yesqa6 ib derasta 3alabuna 3inda li3ib kura ;p bas ham they're fine bas laymas5oonha 3aad! ;p

#7 The others:
hathool 3aad ili ikono ya mixed ya they dont belong to any category :P malhom wejood..



Oo salamatkum! hope u like it.. btw i had some help ili mestaghreb min isloobiii !!! ;p eheheh thaaanx for the help !! ;p

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Sara & Ya3goob..

an old story i wrote... a couple of years later i find it on a website :D FUN!!
Enjoy ;)