Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?" she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo momma so stupid, she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.
Yo momma so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
Yo momma so stupid she went to Disney World and saw a sign that said "Disney World - Left" so she went home.
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on and I said, "Guess" so she said, "Levi's."
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat shes on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read, "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.
Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"
Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!
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Muhahaha Muhaha ... ROFLMAO
LOOOOOOOOOL!
So funny wallah!
BTW... 5osh colors! ;)
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Great post and perfect timing.. i'm already high God knows min what lol
:P
ahahahaahahah
its been aaaaaaaages since the last time i seen yo mama jokes :P they never get old
glad i made u guys laugh ;p
oh god i love those mama jokes !! :D
lol! Those are funny, thanks for sharing ^_^
np N ! ;p
umm... cool jokes BUT...
theyre like 10 years old :p i used to use these in school around 96 or so :p
and yes, i think you spent more time changing the colors than writing them down hehe :p
ammar i know they're old, thats the point of this point just to refresh everyones memories ;p
yeah, good stuff :) brought back wayd memories of stuff in school :p
glad u like them ;p
Hey!! Here is some of my favorite yo momma jokes:
Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma’s so fat, her drivers license says, “ Picture continued on other side.”
Yo mama’s so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
You should totally come check out this new site, http://yomomma.tv/ – you can battle other people with your yo momma jokes and even tell them how whack their jokes are.
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